TGF Characters: Hamsterdamn
“Pebbles”, or rather “Hamsterdamn” by those who wish not to be purged from life with fire and salt, was a class hamster who dwelled in the back of one of Northside’s science classrooms. For years that is where he lived as a perfectly normal, oblivious hamster, though subconsciously storing all those lessons and lectures.
Then one day, that particular science class was having a lab that went haywire, and there was an explosion of various chemicals, which did what they always seem to do; mutate some (un?)lucky bastard.
After the accident, he became extremely intelligent, sentient… and really rather hostile. He converted his habitrail into a robotic exoskeleton, which he now walks around in and pilots from within, and somehow became a teacher at the school.
Hamsterdamn is extremely temperamental, with a hair trigger temper, and one of those infamous “learning Nazi” types of teachers. You know them, the ones who will smack you with a ruler the very microsecond they think you’re not paying attention. Only, it’s rarely just a ruler smack, and more like being vaporized atom by atom. His most notable “berserk buttons” are people reminding him that he is technically a tiny rodent inside that intimidating facade, and students who click their pens or mechanical pencils.
He also sometimes subs for Phys-Ed, and days when this happens are horrifying.
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NOTE: This guy plays no part in the pilot, but is a reoccurring character in the story overall should I get this somewhere, and among my friends and people who followed me before, they seem to like this guy despite the fact he’s a huge asshole, and I felt like giving him an updated ref and bio.
